Tom Servo, Mike Nelson and others in “Devil Doll”

Tom Servo

[to Mike] Have you seen Crow?

Mike Nelson

Oh yeah, he's getting into that whole dorm fantasy thing.

Servo

Oh, drunk, abusive and getting all morose about...

[offscreen] DEBBIE!!

Mike Nelson

Debbie, right; that's it.

[offscreen] Debbie, D-D-D-Debbie, I... urghn! [punches window back into packaging with the shattering of glass heard]

Servo

[wincing] Oh, please, say that was a lamp!

Mike Nelson

Uh, it was probably just a lamp.

[crying] Debbie! Debbie, I need ya, baby! I can't handle it. Debbie, I punched the window in for you, baby. You've gotta take me back, Debbie! Debbie!

Servo

He punched in my window, Mike! He carefully unpacked it, then he punched it in!

I did it for Debbie! Let me drive over there! I don't care!

Mike Nelson

Listen, Crow, you're not drunk, you don't live in a dorm, and you don't know anybody named Debbie.

[sobbing] I don't care! Debbie! Let me go!

Servo

[also sobbing] My windoooowww!

Mike Nelson

There, there, Crow.

Debbie...

Mike Nelson

Say, have you ever considered a fantasy where you're happy and successful?

I think I like the Debbie one better.