[The circus starts with a parade of all the performers.]
Supporters drummed up for the Spanish-American War.
Hey, uh, aren't the horses supposed to go behind the band?
Oops.
Now make way for the Ku Klux Klowns! Whoo!
Yes, children of all ages are confronted by forces they can't begin to understand!
Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
Okay guys, you're too dark. Would you lighten up?
How about this? Hey, look, it's Rue McClanahan.
That's better.
It's Ezekiel, the Amish clown. [chuckles] No buttons.
Oh, look, it's Ice Princess Zebra.
[Emmett Kelly appears in the parade.]
Hey, it's Emmett Kelly.
That's good.
No, it really is.
Whatever, Joel.
[As Crow hums to the music, a clown with a police outfit and fake beard appears up close to the screen and salutes, causing Joel and the Bots to get startled and yelp. As the narrator is herd speaking inaudibly, another clown with short hair and wearing a hat turn to the camera with a grin; Joel and the bots scream in horror.]
It's Liza!
[A bald clown appears up close to the camera as Joel and the bots clamor in terror from the sight of him.]
HELLRAISER!! NO!!!
[The narrator mentions Emmett Kelly over a shot of him eating a sandwich]
See? Emmett changed management soon after this.
[Shot of the crowd cheering]
We love it when he eats!
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