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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Crow and Joel in “Hercules and the Captive Women”

CCrow

[as Proteus, turning back into his lizard monster form] I'm back; I'll be your tour guide through Hell! Ha ha!

Joel

[as Servo imitates the lizard yipping] Dino! Steam Dragon; steamin' mad at Herc!

CCrow

Daryl Dragon.

Joel

[as Ismene] I love it when men and lizards fight over me!

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