[Bill has been stood up by a woman at a fraternity party]
BBill
Damn! That's it. I'm through with women! I'm gonna be a priest! [is suddenly surrounded by multiple girls who greet him]
CACrow [as a girl]
Oh, a priest? We love priests!
JAJoel [as a girl]
[seductively] Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!
CACrow [as a girl]
Oooh, I'm about to.
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