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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Crow, Servo and others in “Posture Pals (short)”

[Mary is voted posture queen]

CCrow

FIX! IT'S A RIG! FIX!

[Miss Martin draws a crown over Mary's pose]

Servo

Then Mary's head is lit on fire!

NNarrator

And the other three children win the other posture crowns.

Servo

Definitely a fix.

NNarrator

Don't you agree that these four children deserve to win after trying so hard to improve their postures?

JCJoel, Crow, Servo

NO!

. . .

CCrow

Their chances of ever being cool are ruined for life.

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