[a scene has just ended where the body of the spider has kicked a scientist while unconscious, and people are laughing it off; the scene transitions to Carol grieving her deceased father as her mother attempts to comfort her]
I don't think he's funny! Daddy's dead, and everyone's making jokes!
This music's making me wretch, mom. Turn it off.
Oh, still upset about dad? That guttersnipe would have traded you for a case of German beer any old day.
Don't, Carol...
I can't help it, mother.
I know. I loved him too...
Sometimes, like the day he was sober...
I keep thinking that it was my fault...
Granted...
How could it be?
It never would have happened if he hadn't gone to get me that present...
Good point.
Now I've lost him...
You mustn't think of it that way, Carol.
Mom's all broken up...
Why did I have to drop it in that cave? I wanted so much to keep it, mother!
Forget about it now, dear. You have your homework to get ready for tomorrow. [gets up to leave]
I don't want you getting bad grades just 'cause dad's worm food.
Oh, and I forgot. Mike called you twice before you got home from school and said he'd be at his father's theater.
His... father's-? [sobs loudly]
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