[after the Angel finishes an account in which Joe has a close call and nearly hits a child at a school]
After that, I never had any trouble with Joe around schools. He'd crawl by at a snail's pace.
SAServo [as Angel]
Nursing homes though? Whoa!
You see, your honor, Joe had two kids of his own at that school.
CACrow [as Angel]
And if his wife ever found out...
JJudge
Yes. We're all that way when it gets close to home. A pity they don't always drive as though their own families were in danger.
JAJoel [as Judge]
You make me sick!
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