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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Crow and Servo in “The Corpse Vanishes”

[Crow and Servo are mulling over the latest issue of Tiger Bot magazine]

CCrow

Who's the Dream Date this week?

Servo

Let's see... it says- Twiki.

CCrow

Twiki?! What a coaster; he hasn't worked since Buck Rogers!

Servo

I know; what a putz! [mockingly] Bidi-bidi-bidi; wanna dance, Buck?

CCrow

That guy couldn't interface without a lode-pan adapter. Such a shrimpy little bot anyway; with those ineffectual arms, and that stupid bubble head, and...

Servo

[offended] Real funny, Crow.

CCrow

[in realization] Whoops!

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