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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Dr. Ernhardt and Joel in “Women of the Prehistoric Planet”

[Joel presents a last-minute Invention Exchange item; a roll of toilet paper inside a two liter soda bottle]

EDr. Ernhardt

Well, I guess that could come in handy; as a molotov cocktail or something...

Joel

[disgusted] You two are unbelievable! You could make Tiddly-winks sound evil!

Dr. Forrester and Dr. Ernhardt: [cheerfully] Thank you!

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