[Deathstalker randomly appears outside the tower window to confront Troxartis.]
What the-- Uh? Th-- Oh... [as Troxartis] You clever bastard. So the editor's working with you!
S7Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
[After the climactic battle, Marinda lies dying in Deathstalker's arms.]
MMarinda
I love you!
Quick! Jam a potato in the wound!
CACrow [as Marinda]
You were my first... tuber.
[Deathstalker's friend who looks like Michael McDonald is comforting him after losing Marinda.]
SAServo [as Michael McDonald character]
She came from somewhere back in your long ago.
MAMike [as Deathstalker]
Look, just shut up.
[That night, Marinda's burial-shrouded body lies near a pyre.]
CCrow
Wrapped in foil, she was buried in coals on the beach.
. . .
[Deathstalker tenderly closes the shroud over Marinda's face.]
SAServo [as Deathstalker]
[sobbing] Make sure you crimp the foil good... poke her with a fork so she doesn't explode.
. . .
MAMike [as Deathstalker]
[sobbing] Well... I have to say... she was all-righta. [N]
[A man gives Deathstalker a sympathetic look after Marinda has died]
MAMike [as the man]
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
[Deathstalker leaves the kingdom, and everyone is cheering.]
MAMike [as a member of the crowd]
He's leaving! Our long national nightmare is over!
[An eagle flies overhead making a very odd, synthesizer-like squawk.]
CCrow
You know, it's a lot of things, but it's not a bird sound.
[Deathstalker looks up at the eagle strangely.]
SAServo [as Deathstalker]
I just heard an eagle meow!
Crow [as army]: We're still fighting bravely for our vague goal!
S7The Incredible Melting Man
[On the SOL, Mike has been hit in the face by a crazy pitch from Servo.]
CCrow
Mike, now say "I was born on a pirate ship."
I was born on a pile of... Hey!
[As Mike and the Bots enter the theater, the logo for American International Pictures (a circle with shapes inside that are supposed to represent the letters "a" and "i" together) appears.]
[chuckling] "Round Guy With Surfboard" International.
[Over the movie's title screen]
The George Hamilton Story.
AAstronaut
I.M.U., ready to launch.
CCrow
You are not me, stop saying that!
[Dr. Ted Nelson tells his coworker Dr. Loring about his wife's pregnancy.]
LLoring
How many weeks is she?
Fourteen.
SAServo [as Loring]
A little young to be pregnant, isn't she?
. . .
[The entire building is empty except for Nelson and Loring]
SAServo [as Loring]
So when do you think the people who work here are coming back?
[Dr. Nelson is in his office with the African-American Dr. Loring, and is on the phone with General Perry.]
GPGeneral Perry
How's it looking?
Not too good.
SAServo [as Nelson]
[whispering] There's a black guy in my office!
. . .
[Dr. Nelson asks General Perry when he expects to arrive.]
GPGeneral Perry
About 1600 hours... and I hope to hell you've found him by then.
1600 hours? So, like five months from now?
[Ted Nelson is making soup, and grabs the hot part of the pot by mistake.]
AADGKA!
Ah, aadgka, of course.
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