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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Ivan, Fairy and others in “Jack Frost”

[The Hunchback Fairy has placed Ivan on a wooden server and is preparing to put him in her oven.]

IIvan

Look, Hunchback Fairy, I'm sorry!

FFairy

Are you afraid?

IIvan

Well, it's just that I've never been pushed into an oven, and it's the first time I've ever sat on a shovel!

MAMike [as Ivan]

...the flat part, anyway.

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