Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3
“Master Ninja II” · Season 3
In this episode: Tom Servo (2), Joel Robinson (1), Max (1)
[Blubbering, thickheaded pseudo-heartthrob Max (Timothy Van Patten) attempts to converse with spunky union organizer Carrie.]
I'm here. Are you?
Yeah, I'm here. Oh Max, a long day.
I hear ya. [The camera lingers on Van Patten hopefully, as though awaiting a sharper quip. Nothing comes.]
You're a wry wit.
[Later, in Max's van, Carrie drones on and on while Max listens wearily.]
You know you're boring when you're boring a Van Patten.
[After Max tries and fails to flirt with a girl and she walks away]
I'm not used to seeing them walk away from you.
Usually they run away screaming.
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