“Dad's Car” quotes from My Name Is Earl

Randy

So, Catalina, what are you doing for your mother on Mother's Day?

Catalina

My mother is dead.

Randy

Oh, I'm sorry.

Catalina

Eh, it's okay. It was either her or me.

You scared? You should be, 'cause I'm Billy Reed. Do you know how many girls I've had sex with? [Holds up four fingers] Four.

You scared? Is that it growed up Earl? You're scared I'll take another car off you? Huh? You scared? You should be, 'cause I'm Billy Reed. Do you know how many girls I've had sex with? [Holds up five fingers] Five.

Mom, Dad hates me.

You know, hate is a strong word.

Kay, I remembered the combination, 3-14-89, it's the day Earl moved out.