“Born a Gamblin' Man” quotes from My Name Is Earl

No, what was weak was sitting in that room talking about your feelings.

Remember, real men keep their emotions bottled up until they explode, and then they punch something that has nothing to do with what they're mad at.

What if you lose? You won't be able to wire her the money, and Catalina's brother will have his finger chewed off by a weasel, and she will hate you forever, and what's worse, you'll hate yourself.

[narrating] When Kenny said those things, it made me look deep into my heart, and I realized something. Something kind of painful. Kenny's a loser!

I'm betting it all, you gotta stop thinking negative!