“Stole Beer from a Golfer” quotes from My Name Is Earl

I'm proving my love to you.

By burning a swastika in my yard?

Dammit. [tries to stomp out the fire, then his shoe gets kicked into black guy's window; black guy throws it back out]

WE'RE NOT MOVING!

Now, before I forget, is there anything else I need to fix?

Uhh... I used my hand on a guy a little.

[a little high-pitched] Yeah, I don't know how to un-ring that bell!

Catalina

What exactly is a county fair ?

Randy

It's like Disneyland for poor people. They got a Ferris wheel, bumper boats, bands you thought were dead... Last year, they had the world tallest midget. He was as tall as you Earl, remember ?

I think that might have been a scam, Randy.

Randy

I don't know. That was one tall midget.