“Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine” quotes from My Name Is Earl

But Mom, I want to be a doctor!

Honey, if I wanted a doctor in the family, I would have made a boy!

I just can't believe you were married to Joy Darville. I haven't thought about how much better I am than her in years!

Thanks Earl. But won't it hurt if I throw a knife in your leg ?

Ah, don't worry about it. I've been stabbed by plenty of girls. It only really hurts when you twist it, pull it out, and stick it back in.

Ladies and gentlemen, this year's Balboa & Sons Lawn Mowers Prettiest Pretty Princesses are... Joy Darville and cremated Mother Darville !