A character in My Name Is Earl
Played by Dale Dickey
My Name Is Earl · 86 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in My Name Is Earl: in 3 of its 86 quotes
Your Honor, the defendant solicited sex from a uniformed officer in the middle of the day.
PattyThat's a lie!
Show the tape.
[patrol car dash cam begins to play]
Patty[on the dash cam] Hey, I know you're a uniformed officer and it's the middle of the day, but would you like to have sex with me for money?
Uh, your Honor, I'd like to resign as this woman's counsel.
Patty, you really got to stop biting your nails.
PattyDon't tell me. Tell the mayor. [whispering] He's a nibbler.
If we have to kill anyone I say we kill the hooker.
PattyWhy me?
Hookers die everyday. You're living off borrowed time.
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