My Life as a Teenage Robot quotes

Jenny

Now to shed a little light on the subject of the invisible man. [flips through the settings and and stops on the infrared setting] Hey. You're not an invisible man. You're an invisible eyeball!

Jenny

[reading] "Gone to town for supplies. Please move quantum gigulator to the basement. Love, Mom. P.S.: I left some motor oil out in case you get thirsty." [sadly] Cheers. [drinks some oil and walks down to the basement, carrying the quantum gigulator, and sets it down; notices a door] A door? I never noticed that before.

I guess no one's going to introduce me. [slumps onto the ground; moping] I'm worthless.

You're not worthless, XJ.7. Why, melted down, you'd easily fetch $20 at the recycling plant.

Jenny

[to Brad; annoyed] Well, Brad, thanks for making me look like a complete… [voice deepens] fool.

Brad

Whoa!

Jenny

[covers her mouth] Oh, no! Now my voice vocoder is malfunctioning too! [the baby laughs at her; quickly dashes out of the restaurant and hides in an alley, wearing a paper bag over her head] Great. I'll have to wear this bag on my head forever, and it smells like fish tacos.

Brad

Everyone goes through this, Jen. It's completely natural.

Jenny

[lightens up] You're right. It's not so bad. Hey, maybe this bag thing will become a new fad: Fish taco bag heads!

Brad

That's the spirit.

Jenny

This is all your fault. [savagely tackles Brad up against the wall] You and your lousy cover-up!

Brad

[singing] Someone's having mood swings.

Jenny

[tearing up while grieving] I'm sorry, sweet Brad! Please forgive me!

Brad

Don't sweat it, Jen. Hey, I bet you've already started to clear up.

Jenny

Really? You think so?

Brad

Sure.

Jenny

[takes the paper bag off her head] How do I look?

Brad

[gets hit by his football helmet, then trips over it] I guess I didn't make the cut?

Did you black out?

Brad

No.

Great. You're on the team.

What did I miss?

Whatever. You better find some inspiration and fast or we're gonna take our business elsewhere.

Jenny

[gushing] Oh my gosh, and then I enjoyed a glass of juice for the first time - orange juice! It tasted like apple! Then Don and I sat in a hot tub, and I didn't electrocute him!

Brad

You know, Jenn, dreams are more fun to have than to hear about.

Jenny

I can turn my dream off anytime I want to. I'm in total control.

Brad

Is that why you've been jumping on desks and riding drinking fountains?

Jenny

[giggling] That tickles. [giggles more]

Brad

Yeah, they are a little primitive, you'll probably feel better without 'em.

Jenny

Yeah, you're right. [raises her arm up showing the last of her nerve ending, she touches it; and she laughs]

What’s your malfunction, lugnuts? If it’s that robot chick you’re after, you can have her! She’s nothing special.

You take that back! Take it back!

What’s the matter, loser? Did I strike a nerve?

Jenny

[notices the giant fly again] You again? You’ve bugged me for the last time! [activates into a bug zapper as the fly touches it, shocking him and instantly killing him]

XJ.9. XJ.9? XJ.9!

Jenny

[taking off her headphones] Mother, please don't call me that in front of the other robots! It's so embarrassing.

But I…

Jenny

Can't you call me Jenny, just for today?!

Yes, but I…

Jenny

Now, just leave me be until we get to the convention.

We are (already) at the convention.

Jenny

Thanks, Mom! [gets out of the car and dashes off] See you later!

XJ.9, wait!

Jenny

You humans should be ashamed of yourselves. Tormenting harmless robots this way. Be free, little woodland robots.

Where are we supposed to go?

Jenny

[darkly] I said…be free.

Tuck

Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Jennifer.