Jenny quotes from My Life as a Teenage Robot

Brad

You can't stay, Tuck.

Jenny

Yeah, adults only.

Brad

See? This is exactly why he can't be here.

Tuck

I could be an adult! I COULD BE AN ADULT!

Tuck

Hi, Jenny! How was Japan?

Jenny

[in Japanese] Good afternoon.

Tuck

"Konichiwa"? Cool! [He and his brother were given two gifts from Jenny] For us?

Brad

Aw, you didn't have to bring these.

Jenny

[in Japanese] Eh, no big.

Tuck

"So ne". Hahaha!

Brad

[laughs] I got to run to the mall. Hey, Jenny, you want to come?

Jenny

[in Japanese] Sure.

Brad

Huh?

Jenny

[in Japanese] What's wrong with you? Don't you hear me? I love going to the mall. [she is surprised] Why Japanese? Why am I only speaking Japanese? Why? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Jenny

[takes off her old eyes, sets them on her bed, and puts on the multi-functional bug-eyed eyes; from her POV, Nora is all digital style] Whoa, you're all blocky style.

That's digital vision. Flip through the other settings.

Jenny

[flipping through] Ultraviolet vision. Infrared vision. X-ray vision! Heat vision! Rainbow vision. Oh, pretty colors! Wow, I even have sausage vision. [flips back to normal setting]

So, what you think?

Jenny

I think… [turns around, revealing the eyes are too big for her] I'll be the coolest-looking teenager ever!

Jenny

Hey, Mom, which setting is number one?

The number one? Normal.

Jenny

That's funny. I thought you said, "normal."

I did.

Jenny

[looks at her reflection, then Nora, then everything, all completely normal; enraged] Normal? You call this normal?! How could you do this to me?!

Do what? What are you talking about?

Jenny

I'm talking about these wiggly-squiggly bug snakes you call eyes!

XJ.9, you're not looking at the big picture.

Jenny

And you're not looking at this picture. It's called, "I made my daughter a total dweeb."

You don't look dweeb, I think you look very pa-hat.

Jenny

It's pronounced "fat," mother, and giant periscopes in your head are not phat, dope, or even cool! I want my old eyes back.

What? But these are far more efficient.

Jenny

Who cares about efficiency?

I do. And so should you, young lady. Now, stop being silly.

Jenny

The only way to stop being silly is to lose these jokes. [takes off and ditches the bug-eyed eyes, leaving her sightless]

XJ.9, you cannot go sightless. You have a job to do.

Jenny

Give me my old eyes back, and I'll do it.

Absolutely not.

Jenny

Fine! [starts walking off] I'll save the world without your stinking eye...[trips over a hot dog cart, getting hot dog wieners in her eye holes]

If you can't even conquer a hot dog cart, how can you hope to conquer evil?

Jenny

[to Brad; annoyed] Well, Brad, thanks for making me look like a complete… [voice deepens] fool.

Brad

Whoa!

Jenny

[covers her mouth] Oh, no! Now my voice vocoder is malfunctioning too! [the baby laughs at her; quickly dashes out of the restaurant and hides in an alley, wearing a paper bag over her head] Great. I'll have to wear this bag on my head forever, and it smells like fish tacos.

Brad

Everyone goes through this, Jen. It's completely natural.

Jenny

[lightens up] You're right. It's not so bad. Hey, maybe this bag thing will become a new fad: Fish taco bag heads!

Brad

That's the spirit.

Jenny

This is all your fault. [savagely tackles Brad up against the wall] You and your lousy cover-up!

Brad

[singing] Someone's having mood swings.

Jenny

[tearing up while grieving] I'm sorry, sweet Brad! Please forgive me!

Brad

Don't sweat it, Jen. Hey, I bet you've already started to clear up.

Jenny

Really? You think so?

Brad

Sure.

Jenny

[takes the paper bag off her head] How do I look?

Jenny

[gushing] Oh my gosh, and then I enjoyed a glass of juice for the first time - orange juice! It tasted like apple! Then Don and I sat in a hot tub, and I didn't electrocute him!

Brad

You know, Jenn, dreams are more fun to have than to hear about.

Jenny

I can turn my dream off anytime I want to. I'm in total control.

Brad

Is that why you've been jumping on desks and riding drinking fountains?

Jenny

[giggling] That tickles. [giggles more]

Brad

Yeah, they are a little primitive, you'll probably feel better without 'em.

Jenny

Yeah, you're right. [raises her arm up showing the last of her nerve ending, she touches it; and she laughs]

XJ.9. XJ.9? XJ.9!

Jenny

[taking off her headphones] Mother, please don't call me that in front of the other robots! It's so embarrassing.

But I…

Jenny

Can't you call me Jenny, just for today?!

Yes, but I…

Jenny

Now, just leave me be until we get to the convention.

We are (already) at the convention.

Jenny

Thanks, Mom! [gets out of the car and dashes off] See you later!

XJ.9, wait!

Jenny

You humans should be ashamed of yourselves. Tormenting harmless robots this way. Be free, little woodland robots.

Where are we supposed to go?

Jenny

[darkly] I said…be free.

Jenny

That was horrible!

Brad

Okay, the waterfall was pretty weak. Just consider it a warm up for what's to come.

Jenny

A warm up?

Brad

Sure, ya gotta start somewhere.

Tuck

And the rest of the rides only get better.

Jenny

[upset] And do the rest of these rides make fools out of robots too?

Brad

What are you talking about?

Jenny

I'm talking about hydrolic surges forced into your hips to make them shake. Do you have any idea what that can do to a ball and socket joint?

Brad

Come on, Jenny. It's all in good fun!

Jenny

Yeah, fun for the humans! How'd you like to sing some stupid song over and over all day long?

Jenny

Where should we go first?

Tuck

Toys, toys, toys!

Sheldon

I hear the Gadget Shack is having a sale on widgets.

Tuck

Toys!

Brad

I could pick up a few more black sweater vests at Fashion Fair.

Tuck

Toys!

Jenny

I want to try out that new lilac scented motor oil.

Tuck

Toys!

Jenny

What about you, Tuck? Is there any particular store you'd like to visit first?

Tuck

Hmm. Well, I could use some new socks and underwear. Or we could go to... TOYS!

Jenny

Looks like I'll have to settle for Brad again.

Brad

Settle? What's that supposed to mean?

Jenny

I just…I just meant-

Brad

Meant what? Brad's not datable? Brad's a loser? Brad couldn't get a date if he were rich, handsome and the last man on planet earth?

Jenny

I just meant we could go together if I couldn't find anyone else.

Brad

Don't you mean anyone better?

Jenny

No, I-

Brad

You must be pretty desperate.

Jenny

Look who's talking. I heard Kiki dumped you for Don Prima.

Brad

Hey, I dumped her!

Jenny

Was that before or after you got down on your knees and begged her to go to the movie with you?

Tuck

Juicy!

Brad

Well, at least I have options. Anyway, who says I'd settle for you? I already have a date.

Jenny

Oh, yeah?! Who?!

Brad

That's for me to know and you never to find out. That is unless you find a date, which I doubt! [leaves while laughing]

Jenny

[yelling out the window] I DEMAND to know the name of your date!

Brad

Over my dead body!

Jenny

Don't give me any ideas! [slams the window door closed]

I guess you could say… that when it comes to… fighting earthlings… we rock!

Jenny

Aw, nuts!

Since you ruined our favorite hotspot, it only seems fair that we get to eat your brain!

Jenny

Uh, you wouldn't like my brain! It's all circuity and metallic!

Oh, good! We haven't been getting our recommended daily allowance of iron! [pulls out scalpel] Huh? It’s Skyway Patrol!

Jenny

Come on, you overgrown bulldozer! I'll fight you down to my last weapon!

So be it.