Jenny and Nora in “See No Evil/The Great Unwashed”

Hey, Mom, which setting is number one?

The number one? Normal.

That's funny. I thought you said, "normal."

I did.

[looks at her reflection, then Nora, then everything, all completely normal; enraged] Normal? You call this normal?! How could you do this to me?!

Do what? What are you talking about?

I'm talking about these wiggly-squiggly bug snakes you call eyes!

XJ.9, you're not looking at the big picture.

And you're not looking at this picture. It's called, "I made my daughter a total dweeb."

You don't look dweeb, I think you look very pa-hat.

It's pronounced "fat," mother, and giant periscopes in your head are not phat, dope, or even cool! I want my old eyes back.

What? But these are far more efficient.

Who cares about efficiency?

I do. And so should you, young lady. Now, stop being silly.

The only way to stop being silly is to lose these jokes. [takes off and ditches the bug-eyed eyes, leaving her sightless]

XJ.9, you cannot go sightless. You have a job to do.

Give me my old eyes back, and I'll do it.

Absolutely not.

Fine! [starts walking off] I'll save the world without your stinking eye...[trips over a hot dog cart, getting hot dog wieners in her eye holes]

If you can't even conquer a hot dog cart, how can you hope to conquer evil?