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Earrings? I designed a "state of the art", crime-fighting robot, not some simple mannequin to hang with googols and gimcrackery!
It's got to be around here somewhere.
[tagging along while flying the jet pack] How about that gas station?
No, that's a tra... [realizes] Huh?! Brad, what are you doing?
Duh. Trying out my new jet pack.
I meant, what are you doing here?
Helping you find the UFO.
You can't do that. This is a very delicate intergalactic situation. Turn around and go home right now.
Your lips say, "go home," but your eyes say…
Leave? Look, Brad, this could be dangerous, and I can't watch out for you.
You don't have to. I can take care of myself.
[enters the UFO cockpit] Brad? [gasps upon seeing Brad fiddling around with the controls] Brad, what are you doing?! You're gonna blows us up or vaporize us or get us grounded! [Brad pulls a lever starting up the UFO as it starts rising off the ground] Or get us ungrounded. [Jenny hears the UFO rising, turns around, and sees it flying out the woods and into the sky] Get us down, get us down, get us down!
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying! [The UFO screeches to a stop in midair] Did that stop it?
No. [points to Jenny with her foot on it] That did.
I thought I told you to stay put.
Well, we tried, but then you…
Put the ship down.
That's what I...
Down!
But...
Now.
[walks to the driver's seat, getting Brad her attention] Brad. Brad? [shouts] BRAD!
[snapping back to reality] What? W-what's going on?
You're done driving. That's what's going on.
[smacks her hand away] Hey, who put you in charge of me?
[arguing in unison] You break into an alien spaceship after I told you to stay away from it, but that's not good enough for you.
[arguing in unison] You've been bossing me around all morning.
AKAlien Karl
[as he and his wife walk back to their UFO] Yeah, well, personally, I can't wait to get off this hick planet. Bunch of rip-off artists, these earthlings. $5 for a cup of coffee. No extraterrestrial discount at the hotel, and I know that bellboy stole my tricorder!
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