I mean, he won you the game! Aw, you're not still upset that he played better than you?
S4A Sporting Chance
I could have played professionally! (Smugly) The day I gave up cricket and became a doctor, a lot of people were very sad indeed!
Your patients, mainly!
I was the best player on that pitch! Besides, cricket's a team game! (Smugly again) George would never beat me in direct competition!
I think he can!
Ten quid says he won't! (He turns to George) What are you like at tennis?
Is that the one with the net?
(Back to Janet) How about twenty quid?
Now, Piers, just keep telling yourself that.
You... You're right, Janet. I am not a loser... I... am not... a loser...
Hi, Piers! Fancy a game of golf, or even squash?
I AM a loser! I AM a loser!
S4The Living Dead
You are going to be so proud of me!
Why do those words always scare me?
I've got myself a pension, it's brilliant! The pension man said if I pay in until I'm 65, then they'll pay me for the rest of my life! That's 897 years!
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