Dr. Piers Crispin quotes from My Hero

Piers

Mrs. Dawkins. Tell me how you stay so young, I'll recommend it on my show.

Piers

Oh, heaven forbid! You have the legs of a teenager...

Piers

Janet, you'll be pleased to know I've decided to forgive you for that bistro mix-up last Tuesday.

Piers

It's not your fault you went to the wrong restaurant. It's something about the female brain holding information.

Piers

You wouldn't believe it. Lots of women I've been out with have had the same problem.

Piers

God, she fancies me. So, Mrs. Raven, you doing anything remotely interesting tonight?

Piers

Hmm. Great movie.

Piers

Janet tells me you've bought a pokey little health food shop in the high street.

Piers

So you open tomorrow?

Piers

Good lord. You'd think people would be queueing for some of that organic Welsh dandelion mucus bar, wouldn't you?

Piers

And guess who was guest of honour at the Northholt GP's Annual Dinner Dance last night? Only your favourite television doctor!

Piers

You all right, George?

Piers

To Janet perhaps! (Laughs) Well, it could be anything. Something you ate, biological washing powder, insect bite, heat rash.

Piers

Now, I know we have been rivals for Janet's affections

Piers

(To Thermoman) You fancy her, don't you? (Janet) Let me tell you now, you're not her type. She doesn't go for men who are famous and extremely successful.