(sarcastically) Fantastic!
S4The Living Dead
Oh, and even better! I've got myself some life insurance!
George, there's no point! You'll never collect!
Oh, I will with this one! The way he explained it was like this: I pay them £100 a month, and then, if I fall under a bus, they pay you £60,000! So I paid him the £100, and I went straight out and fell under the first bus I could find! You can collect whenever you like!
Oh, master! You have died and come back to life! Truly you are like he who has gone before you!
Who's that then?
E.T.!
Yeah, name?
MMan
I know this might sound odd, but I'm afraid I don't know my name! I've just been mugged and I've lost my memory! Do you think I could see the doctor?
You one of his patients?
MMan
Well, I don't know! As I say, I've lost my memory!
Can't help you, then! Bye!
Who, Mr. Davies? No, he didn't did he?
Time of death 9:44. I really am very sorry.
Actually it's 9:42
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