You are going to be so proud of me!
“The Living Dead” · Season 4
In this episode: George (13), Mrs. Raven (8), Tyler (8), Janet (4), Arnie (2), Dr. Piers Crispin (2), Ella Dawkins (2)
Why do those words always scare me?
I've got myself a pension, it's brilliant! The pension man said if I pay in until I'm 65, then they'll pay me for the rest of my life! That's 897 years!
(sarcastically) Fantastic!
Oh, and even better! I've got myself some life insurance!
George, there's no point! You'll never collect!
Oh, I will with this one! The way he explained it was like this: I pay them £100 a month, and then, if I fall under a bus, they pay you £60,000! So I paid him the £100, and I went straight out and fell under the first bus I could find! You can collect whenever you like!
Oh, master! You have died and come back to life! Truly you are like he who has gone before you!
Who's that then?
E.T.!
Yeah, name?
MMan
I know this might sound odd, but I'm afraid I don't know my name! I've just been mugged and I've lost my memory! Do you think I could see the doctor?
You one of his patients?
MMan
Well, I don't know! As I say, I've lost my memory!
Can't help you, then! Bye!
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