Pitcher, right. (He begins to write everything down on a notepad)
S4A Sporting Chance
Yeah, and if the batter swings and misses three times, it's three strikes, and he's out!
(Still writing) Three strikes, and he's out! This is all beginning to make sense now, Janet!
You're not playing baseball!
Then why are you telling me about it?
Master, let me explain.
Thank you, Tyler!
Cricket's different to baseball, because in cricket, you not only have a bat and a ball, but you also have also horses and leather-clad women with metal spikes!
No, you don't!!!!!
You do in my version!
Ah, George! Just the man! (He produces an envelope from his jacket) This is for you!
Oh, thank you, Piers! Is this the cheque for "man of the match"?
No, it's the bill for my car. Pay today, or I'll start charging interest!
Piers, aren't you forgetting something? George hit four sixes!
Oh, yes! (He produces another envelope and gives it to George) And this is the bill for the pavillion window.
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