You'll never guess what's happened!
S4A Sporting Chance
Your mother tried to kill me with a chainsaw.
Dad, how are your cataracts?
Well, when I look at your mother, she's just a blur! So they're not too bad really!
Cricket? That's the one with the hoops?
No, that's croquet! Cricket's the one where you hit a ball with a bat and try to score runs.
That's baseball!
Yes, but it's also cricket!
So, they're both the same?
No, in baseball they have a pitcher.
Pitcher, right. (He begins to write everything down on a notepad)
Yeah, and if the batter swings and misses three times, it's three strikes, and he's out!
(Still writing) Three strikes, and he's out! This is all beginning to make sense now, Janet!
You're not playing baseball!
Then why are you telling me about it?
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