Master, let me explain.
“A Sporting Chance” · Season 4
In this episode: Janet (12), Dr. Piers Crispin (9), George (8), Tyler (3), Arnie (2), Stanley Dawkins (2), Ella Dawkins (1)
Thank you, Tyler!
Cricket's different to baseball, because in cricket, you not only have a bat and a ball, but you also have also horses and leather-clad women with metal spikes!
No, you don't!!!!!
You do in my version!
Ah, George! Just the man! (He produces an envelope from his jacket) This is for you!
Oh, thank you, Piers! Is this the cheque for "man of the match"?
No, it's the bill for my car. Pay today, or I'll start charging interest!
Piers, aren't you forgetting something? George hit four sixes!
Oh, yes! (He produces another envelope and gives it to George) And this is the bill for the pavillion window.
I mean, he won you the game! Aw, you're not still upset that he played better than you?
I could have played professionally! (Smugly) The day I gave up cricket and became a doctor, a lot of people were very sad indeed!
Your patients, mainly!
I was the best player on that pitch! Besides, cricket's a team game! (Smugly again) George would never beat me in direct competition!
I think he can!
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