Stanley Dawkins quotes from My Hero

Stanley

(Watch alarm goes off) Time for another prozac. (Hands the pill to Ella.)

Stanley

Really? What were they for?

Stanley

I don’t think that's actually an offence, Mrs. Raven.

Stanley

And did they press charges?

Stanley

Your mother tried to kill me with a chainsaw.

Stanley

Well, when I look at your mother, she's just a blur! So they're not too bad really!

Stanley

(thinking) The 5 iron's best i reckon, or maybe a 4. No, definitely a 5. Hit her over the head with a five iron and then bury her under the patio

Stanley

I think we missed our turn again. We need some more sleeping pills. Something a bit stronger.

Stanley

(looks at Ella) Nope, she's still standing.

Stanley

And I need something for this earache!

Stanley

Give me another, my eyesight is coming back.