Arnie quotes from My Hero

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Yes! Thank you! Pay the man!

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What can I say? I've got a talent!

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I've got a nose...

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I've got a VCR!

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Have you got her a present?

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You do need help. Right, you take her back to her place, and you show her the money! If she likes you as George "Surgical Stockings" Sunday, she'll love you as Thermoman!

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You're Tom Cruise in tights, only taller!

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So? You did tell her it was an Ultron month? Equivalent to an Earth day.

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It's a lie, George, but how the hell is she gonna know?

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She's a hooker, George.

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All kids do that kind of stuff, it doesn't make you any less of a man...

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You ready, George?

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You wanna hear my best man speech?

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Can I phone a friend?

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(to Mrs. Raven) Hey, Phantom of the Opera! How'd you like a stallion between your sheets?