Tyler quotes from My Hero

Tyler

Edible ballots... (gasps) She's gonna eat our votes!

Tyler

Well, it's something we hadn't thought of...

Tyler

That's lucky, you could have looked terrible.

Tyler

I'm not trained as a nanny, but you let me look after your kids.

Tyler

I know, I know someone who does that decorating on the TV. He give me some tips.

Tyler

No, the Dulux dog, we go out for drinks sometimes.

Tyler

Eh, never sniff another dogs bottom without asking permission.

Tyler

This is a health centre, so I came up with a design that represents "sickness".

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Thank you.

Tyler

EVERYONES A CRITIC!

Fine, in fact I feel great, master.

Master.

Tyler

Master, I bring terrible news! You know the Northholt Women's Institute? They've brought out one of those calendars! (He shows it to George)

Tyler

Yeah. Don't look at October! But look at tomorrow's date! It's Friday the 13th! The unluckiest date of all! If you walk under a ladder or past a black cat, terrible things will happen!

Tyler

Well, if you spill salt, you should always throw a bit over your shoulder!