Tyler quotes from My Hero

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I would do anything in the world for you, Master! Anything at all!

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You're not pretending very well, Master! I can see you moving!

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They can see you moving as well!

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But they're not in this room!

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You're pretending to be dead!

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You really are dead? So I'm hallucinating again?

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I used to be poor. Back when I were a farmer. Eventually, we got so poor, my mum sent me to market with our one remaining cow. So I took it to market, and on the way there I met a bloke who bought it off me for some magic beans! When I took them home, my mum was so furious she threw them out of the window...

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No! They weren't magic at all! What a swizz!

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Don't do it! My life was hell when I won!

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Magic? They were delicious!

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I raised money for charity for people with psychiatric problems. Like I said to Gandalf, the other day, there but for the grace of God.

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Brilliant master, do it, do it.

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After mating, they rip off their men's heads and use them for fruit bowls.

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Message Received.

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And they say the standard of political debate has gone down...