Tyler quotes from My Hero

Tyler

Don't make woodland animals out of marzipan.

Tyler

Don't dance on linoleum, don't throw hedge clippings at sparrows, don't whistle within six foot of a carpet warehouse, and at all costs whatever else happens, don't play the trombone on a bus.

Tyler

Mistress, I need your help, I'm a bit scared!

Tyler

Oh please let me keep her, they must've sent her by mistake.

Tyler

C'mon Anne, We'll have an early night, eh.

George

Happy Christmas, Tyler.

Tyler

No, be afraid. For it will not be a happy Christmas. The Anti-Christ is coming!......

George

No, Tyler. I've had a word with the Anti-Christ and he's staying at home this year.

Tyler

You have saved the world once again.

George

By the way, who is this Santa Claus?

Janet

It doesn't matter George, he's just someone who comes and brings children presents on Christmas morning.

Tyler

Yeah, he comes down the chimney and puts them in a big sock at the end of the bed.

George

Nice bloke.

Tyler

He is. I was at Junior School with him.

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