PPJ
It was so weird, all she wanted to do today was "spa" and "club".
AAndy
I like your verbs that are things. I think I'm gonna sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.
[Kenny reading his letter at Brendan's douchebag intervention]
Dear Brendan, Ever since you got named in that sexy Chicago thing you've been kind of douchey. When you tried to get me to buy the new Fergie album it made me feel so lonely. I want you to get better. PS. I don't understand your girl jeans.
[Mike reads his letter]
"Brendan. You screened my call, douchebag. You're a really big douche. If you were a superhero you'd be Captain Douchebag. Your superpowers would be screening calls and the ability to wreck any hang. Douche." And then I drew a picture of you as Captain Douchebag.
PPJ
Who is he fighting?
That's a giant lizard.
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