[Mike reads his letter]
Mike
"Brendan. You screened my call, douchebag. You're a really big douche. If you were a superhero you'd be Captain Douchebag. Your superpowers would be screening calls and the ability to wreck any hang. Douche." And then I drew a picture of you as Captain Douchebag.
PJ
Who is he fighting?
Mike
That's a giant lizard.
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