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Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 4

Statler and Waldorf in “James Bond (Pierce Brosnan)”

Statler

Boy, watching these grandmas has me feeling something I haven't felt in years.

Waldorf

What's that?

Statler

My pulse! [Both laugh]

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