Clifford
Welcome to Muppets Tonight, the show that can be seen everywhere from Istanbul to Constantinople.
Rizzo
Clifford, haven't you heard? Istanbul is Constantinople!
Clifford
Wadda ya mean?
[Four rats pop up and sing a rendition of 'Istanbul (Not Constantinople)' by The Four Lads]
Rats
Istanbul was Constantinople.
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
Been a long time gone, Constantinople.
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks!
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