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S1 E4

Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 4

Clifford, Band leader and others in “James Bond (Pierce Brosnan)”

[The Rock Lobsters are nearing the end of their song.]

Clifford

[to Rizzo] Figure those lobsters out there: aren't they cute? With their little lobster outfits, their little lobster guitars and their little lobster semi-automatic weapons.

[Rizzo and Clifford both laugh, until it hits them]

[Cut to stage]

Band leader

[Interspersed with enthusiastic support from his peers] Keep that camera turned on me, or we will shoot you! Shellfish of the world, unite! We, the Crustacean Liberation Army, are taking over the Muppet Studios! Here we will announce our plans for world domination. Here are our demands: First, that from now on, when someone's in bad mood, no-more calling them 'crabs'. Second: when someone is short, no-more calling them 'shrimps'.

Drummer

[Freaking out] Yeah, because that's one thing that really burns us.

Band leader

Take it easy, Ed. [Ed calms] Third: No more movies based on old tv shows.

Drummer

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, that's right! But... wait a minute, what's that got to do with shellfish?

Band leader

Nothing. It's for the benefit of all mankind!

[Cut to backstage]

Clifford

Well, You got to agree with them on that one!

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