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Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 1

Statler and Waldorf in “Michelle Pfeiffer”

[Statler and Waldorf in the nursing home]

Waldorf Nurse, there's something wrong with this tv!

Statler

What's that?

Waldorf

It's on! [both laugh]

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