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Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 1

Kermit and Clifford in “Michelle Pfeiffer”

Kermit

Congratulations, Clifford, you got your own show

Clifford

[into the phone] Hold on, baby. [to Kermit] My Own show?! I've always wanted to have my own show! Man, this is great! So, so when does it start?

Kermit

Ooh, in about thirty seconds.

Clifford

[into the phone] I call you back. Iuh![faints]

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