Flea, what happened to all the candy? Did you eat all the candy?!
S2Day of the Piñata
S2Poocha Lucha
[to Heavy Traffic] I challenge you to a match! Winner keeps Masked Dog!
HTHeavy Traffic
This flea-bitten mutt? You're on, bag-head!
JJudge
LUCHARAAAN!!
S2Run, Lucha, Run
Now, we're only going to be gone for a few hours. So we want you niños to be good.
Aw, can't we come, too?
Sorry, mijo, it's a school night.
But, mama, the luchador fabuloso mega-match spectacular only comes once a year.
And as the future of Lucha Libre, shouldn't we be able to…
Blow up bedtimes so we can watch cool centering action?
PParents
No.
And be asleep by 9:00. Goodnight, niños.
Well, at least we can watch it on T.V.
S2An Epic Tale of Donuts and Heroes
FMrs. Flea
[bursts out of the kitchen; frantically] Gone! It's all gone! [falls to the floor with a faint]
FMr. Flea
[picks up his wife] What's gone? What is Mrs. Flea talking about?
FMrs. Flea
[stuttering] Do-do-do-do-do…
FMr. Flea
[shutting his wife's mouth] Mr. and Mrs. Flea must get a hold of themselves. There's no need to lose control. Now, what seems to be the trouble, mi amor?
FMrs. Flea
The well that supplies Mr. and Mrs. Flea with never-ending raw, dough, and batter… has run dry! GONE!
FMr. Flea
Mr. Flea was afraid this day might come.
S2I Was a Pre-Teenage Chupacabra
Flea, why are you dressed like the chupacabra?
The Flea is not dressed. The Flea's been infected with uncontrollable hair!
S2Carnival of Masked Terror
SLSra. Loca Gitana
Something's wrong. I can't see them!
MMinotoro
[off-screen] Maybe that's because you're looking in the wrong place. [pan over to him, Rikochet, Buena Girl, and The Flea facing them] I've beaten your son, fairly, but you had to go and try to dishonor me! [Hijo Gitano escapes through the window] You guys take care of Hop-along. Mommy's mine.
SLSra. Loca Gitana
You made a mistake, common haired boy. Now, you must deal with… Tarot Card of Travesty!
S2My Hairy Knuckles
Always gotta be so buena, don't ya?
Well, we proved our point. Besides, it's better that he returned to his own kind.
S2Brains Meets Brawn
[Evening at Rikochet's house; All the luchadors are gathered for a secret meeting]
Does anyone have any idea of how to get rid of El Maestro Del Mundo?
Just give The Flea five minutes, a barrel, some strong twine, a bent sausage, and a lime-green sweater vest!
And then what?
Nothing. The Flea is just talking up on supplies.
LPLa Piñata
He's undefeatable.
PPenny
He just keeps learning, and his just keeps getting bigger!
Wait a second! I think we can turn that skill against him. We need to challenge him to a rematch.
S2Hot, Hot, Hot
[After Zero Kelvin and Pierre defeated Igloca together]
PDPierre De Fuego
It's over, Igloca.
ZKZero Kelvin
We beat you fair and square.
Now you have to give this stuff back to the sweltering citizens of the city!
IIgloca
Never! If I can't have it, no one can! [cackles evilly]
S2 E14Churro Overload
Flea! Those churros are for the school fundraiser, not for eating!
[Rikochet slaps Flea in the back of his head, making him spit out the churro]
[disgusted] Eww.
Each of you little luchadors will have to sell a box churros and turn in the proceeds at this Friday's fund fair to raise money for underprivileged intercity luchadors. Those of you who do not sell your churros, must return them to me, personally, OR ELSE! As for the rest of you, carnival rides and festival fun. [all the luchadors cheer] Now go and SELL!
Look at all the money we made for the under-privilege intercity luchadors.
Lucky for us, no one can resist these sugary fatty snacks.
[sniffles sadly] Especially The Flea. And now The Flea must leave the country.
Didn't you earn any money?
The belly is full, but the pockets are empty.
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