¡Mucha Lucha! Season 1 quotes

Headmistress

Nobody move! You, Rikochet. You put La Flamencita's partner out of action! You will fill in as her partner, so that she can defend the honor of her dancing. The purity of her mask. The rustle of her skirt against that cheeky, annoying, bad guy team of The Ballroom Blitzkriegs! Now, have fun, you two. The Headmistress has spoken!

Man, I hate it when she does that. It scares the tights off me. Not cool.

Rikochet

Um… La Flamencita? There's a teeny, tiny problem with me dancing as your lucha partner. [chuckles awkwardly] I can't dance.

A true luchador comes in all shapes and sizes, even made of plastic and with action kung-fu grip!

Rikochet

A true luchador knows that music is the hot sauce in the burrito of life. And sometimes, a little can go a long way.

Rikochet

I got expelled from school, I rolled away from my friends when they needed me the most, I've been kicked around and partially buried. A pinball gets no respect. A pinball gets no love. [breaks down, in tears of sorrow] A pinball is only a forgotten plaything. I'm useless, completely useless!

Buena Girl

A true luchador never gives up on anything, especially yourself. And family. And donuts.

Rikochet

The card doesn't belong to me. But it's the rarest, coolest most caliente trading card in the history of trading cards, and I gotta have it!

Don't do it, Rikochet! A true luchador never steals. It goes against honor.

Ah, just take it. Slip it into your backpack. Minotoro will never miss it.

But without honor, a masked wrestler is nada! Don't do it, Rikcohet.

Don't worry. No one will ever know.

Buena Girl

You should be ashamed picking on poor little Chinche like that!

Rikochet

Flea, he's your cousin. Get it together.

Buena Girl

A true luchador is always innocent until proven guilty, unless it's The Flea. In which case, there's a good chance that he probably did it.

Rikochet

A true luchador knows that friendship means sometimes you must take your best friend to the vet to be worn.

The Flea

[popping in] No!

Rikochet

Not you, Flea.

Rikochet

[emerging from of the water, gasping for air] A true luchador is never lost, he's just taking the scenic route.