TV show quotes
Something's wrong. I can't see them!
[off-screen] Maybe that's because you're looking in the wrong place. [pan over to him, Rikochet, Buena Girl, and The Flea facing them] I've beaten your son, fairly, but you had to go and try to dishonor me! [Hijo Gitano escapes through the window] You guys take care of Hop-along. Mommy's mine.
You made a mistake, common haired boy. Now, you must deal with… Tarot Card of Travesty!
Always gotta be so buena, don't ya?
Well, we proved our point. Besides, it's better that he returned to his own kind.
[Evening at Rikochet's house; All the luchadors are gathered for a secret meeting]
Does anyone have any idea of how to get rid of El Maestro Del Mundo?
Just give The Flea five minutes, a barrel, some strong twine, a bent sausage, and a lime-green sweater vest!
And then what?
Nothing. The Flea is just talking up on supplies.
He's undefeatable.
He just keeps learning, and his just keeps getting bigger!
Wait a second! I think we can turn that skill against him. We need to challenge him to a rematch.
[After Zero Kelvin and Pierre defeated Igloca together]
It's over, Igloca.
We beat you fair and square.
Now you have to give this stuff back to the sweltering citizens of the city!
Never! If I can't have it, no one can! [cackles evilly]
Flea! Those churros are for the school fundraiser, not for eating!
[Rikochet slaps Flea in the back of his head, making him spit out the churro]
[disgusted] Eww.
Each of you little luchadors will have to sell a box churros and turn in the proceeds at this Friday's fund fair to raise money for underprivileged intercity luchadors. Those of you who do not sell your churros, must return them to me, personally, OR ELSE! As for the rest of you, carnival rides and festival fun. [all the luchadors cheer] Now go and SELL!
Look at all the money we made for the under-privilege intercity luchadors.
Lucky for us, no one can resist these sugary fatty snacks.
[sniffles sadly] Especially The Flea. And now The Flea must leave the country.
Didn't you earn any money?
The belly is full, but the pockets are empty.
Buena Girl! Someone wrecked my house and defeated my papa! And what's even worse, Santo Claus didn't leave me any presents!
Santo Claus didn't leave me anything, either. And just look at my house.
[sadly] This is the worst Lucha Christmas ever.
This is the best Lucha Christmas ever!
If you don't bring back the belt before this clock stops ticking, you three are going… OUT THE LUCHA DOOR!!!
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. What does that mean?
Oh… [chuckles] That just means you will all be… EXPELLED!!!!!
Headmistress is gonna blow.
We better distract her.
Calm down, Headmistress.
There's no reason to be mad.
There are plenty of things to do in life besides being mad.
Like, uh… polishing your mask!
Go, Los Insectos! We'll keep her busy until you bring back the belt!
We don't even know where to find this "spider hole."
Yes, but we have to find it, for insect-themed masked wrestlers everywhere!
Man. That lame show and its lame stunts are so… lame. [turns and walks away] Lame. [turns back] I'm not gonna waist time with you guys.
Why not?
I dare you!
Yeah! I dare you to waist time with us!
I dare you to shut up! GO AWAY, RIKOCHET! You're just a lightweight loser that could never challenge me to a worthy dare!
[offended] Lightweight loser? Oh, yeah, Cindy Slam?! I dare you to wrestle me!
Oh, no! Rikochet challenged me to a match! Oh, whatever shall I do?
Doesn't he know that the match ends with a finishing move? What am I gonna do? I hate being queen! [takes off the tiki necklace] Stupid tiki.
Two Buena Girls?
Two Buena Girls?
Two Buena Girls?
There's only one Buena Girl.
Buena Girl! So, you have been competing at Roller Lucha.
I thought trying a new sport would be challenging. But compared with Lucha Libre, Roller Lucha is way lame.
[relieved] For a minute there, I thought we lost you.
It may be fast, but it sure isn't Lucha.
Where do you think you're going? You think you can insult our sport and just leave? Maybe Roller Lucha's too mega for a Buena Girl like you.
"Mega?" Please. With our discipline Lucha Libre training, we could beat you at your own silly sport!
Um, Buena Girl, we can't stake.
You are so going down.
[enraged] You disgraced me before my friend, you destroyed my favorite chili, AND YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING! LUCHARAAAN!!!
I can't believe you did that, Buena Girl!
Did what?
Push me out of the way, just so you could get all the credit for the pin!
Ace Video Yearbook Reporter, The Flea here, where Rikochet has just called out Buena Girl.
I pushed you off, because you were too busy showboating to notice that Haystack Grande was lifting his--
I was not showboating! I merely relishing it and yet, another victory that I had to do all by myself, with no help from you!
[insulted] I can't believe you would say that!
That's not the only thing.
What else?
Yeah, Rikochet. What else?
All I'm saying is that you have to start pulling your weight around here.
Just a recap for our viewers, Rikochet first called Buena Girl, "lazy," and now he just called her, "fat."
I'M SICK OF ALL THE INSULTS AND ACCUSATIONS! I DON'T NEED IT!
Well, I don't need you.
Well, I don't need you or the Buena-Chet All Stars, either!
Fine!
Fine!
[They both angrily go their separate ways; Later at the press conference…]
Here were are, at the tag team press conference, with the now ex-members of the Buena-Chet All Stars.
I just wanna say, I don't need you, either.
Big whoop. I could win this tournament with anyone as my partner.
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah! I could win even with… Snow Pea as my partner!
I could win with… [looks around] Doomien as my partner!
What?! You mean that pasty little schoolboy nerd?! [falls off his chair, laughing hysterically]
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