A character in ¡Mucha Lucha!
Voiced by Candi Milo
¡Mucha Lucha! · 58 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in ¡Mucha Lucha!: in 30 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Buena Girl (20), Rikochet (19), Headmistress (3)
The Flea[voiceover through letter] "Dear Rikochet and Buena Girl, The Flea and Masked Dog hate baths. We are going to find a place where our filth can be appreciated. Goodbye forever."
[shocked] Oh, no, Buena Girl! Flea and Masked Dog have run away!
Flea, this is like a dream come true!
The FleaWell, falling into a dumpster of chili cheese fries is a dream come true, but The Flea thinks this is pretty great! How's Rikochet doing?
It's all buena.
[standing in the middle of the street, wearing a donut costume; uncomfortably dismayed] Public relations he called it. Ay, basura.
Say hello to a brand new me!
Huh?!
The Flea[gasps] What the…?!
[Rikochet is revealed to have his head shrunk]
[after Buena Girl turns off the TV] Why'd you do that?
[shaking her head in denial] It's just not right.
The FleaThe Flea agrees. Onion juice should be in a mug.
Flea, that's not what I meant. It's too commercial. It's not what masked wrestling is all about. It's about honor in the ring. It's about us being a tag-team. It's about Lucha Libre! Libre means free, not low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low price.
I think you left out one "low".
Hate to do this to you, Flea!
The FleaThe Flea hates to do this to you as well!
No, we hate to do it to both of you!
Huh?
We challenge you both, arrrgh!
We are taking over the student council in a three-on-two match!
You expect me to risk the honor of my family and mask because you keep losing?
The FleaUh-huh.
Never…gonna…happen.
Now, we're only going to be gone for a few hours. So we want you niños to be good.
Aw, can't we come, too?
Sorry, mijo, it's a school night.
But, mama, the luchador fabuloso mega-match spectacular only comes once a year.
And as the future of Lucha Libre, shouldn't we be able to…
The FleaBlow up bedtimes so we can watch cool centering action?
No.
And be asleep by 9:00. Goodnight, niños.
Well, at least we can watch it on T.V.
Flea, why are you dressed like the chupacabra?
The FleaThe Flea is not dressed. The Flea's been infected with uncontrollable hair!
The FleaAlways gotta be so buena, don't ya?
Well, we proved our point. Besides, it's better that he returned to his own kind.
[Evening at Rikochet's house; All the luchadors are gathered for a secret meeting]
Does anyone have any idea of how to get rid of El Maestro Del Mundo?
The FleaJust give The Flea five minutes, a barrel, some strong twine, a bent sausage, and a lime-green sweater vest!
And then what?
The FleaNothing. The Flea is just talking up on supplies.
He's undefeatable.
He just keeps learning, and his just keeps getting bigger!
Wait a second! I think we can turn that skill against him. We need to challenge him to a rematch.
Look at all the money we made for the under-privilege intercity luchadors.
Lucky for us, no one can resist these sugary fatty snacks.
The Flea[sniffles sadly] Especially The Flea. And now The Flea must leave the country.
Didn't you earn any money?
The FleaThe belly is full, but the pockets are empty.
Buena Girl! Someone wrecked my house and defeated my papa! And what's even worse, Santo Claus didn't leave me any presents!
Santo Claus didn't leave me anything, either. And just look at my house.
[sadly] This is the worst Lucha Christmas ever.
The FleaThis is the best Lucha Christmas ever!
If you don't bring back the belt before this clock stops ticking, you three are going… OUT THE LUCHA DOOR!!!
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. What does that mean?
Oh… [chuckles] That just means you will all be… EXPELLED!!!!!
Headmistress is gonna blow.
We better distract her.
Calm down, Headmistress.
There's no reason to be mad.
There are plenty of things to do in life besides being mad.
Like, uh… polishing your mask!
Go, Los Insectos! We'll keep her busy until you bring back the belt!
The FleaWe don't even know where to find this "spider hole."
Yes, but we have to find it, for insect-themed masked wrestlers everywhere!
The FleaTwo Buena Girls?
Two Buena Girls?
Two Buena Girls?
There's only one Buena Girl.
Buena Girl! So, you have been competing at Roller Lucha.
I thought trying a new sport would be challenging. But compared with Lucha Libre, Roller Lucha is way lame.
[relieved] For a minute there, I thought we lost you.
It may be fast, but it sure isn't Lucha.
Where do you think you're going? You think you can insult our sport and just leave? Maybe Roller Lucha's too mega for a Buena Girl like you.
"Mega?" Please. With our discipline Lucha Libre training, we could beat you at your own silly sport!
The FleaUm, Buena Girl, we can't stake.
You are so going down.
I can't believe you did that, Buena Girl!
Did what?
Push me out of the way, just so you could get all the credit for the pin!
The FleaAce Video Yearbook Reporter, The Flea here, where Rikochet has just called out Buena Girl.
I pushed you off, because you were too busy showboating to notice that Haystack Grande was lifting his--
I was not showboating! I merely relishing it and yet, another victory that I had to do all by myself, with no help from you!
[insulted] I can't believe you would say that!
That's not the only thing.
The FleaWhat else?
Yeah, Rikochet. What else?
All I'm saying is that you have to start pulling your weight around here.
The FleaJust a recap for our viewers, Rikochet first called Buena Girl, "lazy," and now he just called her, "fat."
I'M SICK OF ALL THE INSULTS AND ACCUSATIONS! I DON'T NEED IT!
Well, I don't need you.
Well, I don't need you or the Buena-Chet All Stars, either!
Fine!
Fine!
[They both angrily go their separate ways; Later at the press conference…]
The FleaHere were are, at the tag team press conference, with the now ex-members of the Buena-Chet All Stars.
I just wanna say, I don't need you, either.
Big whoop. I could win this tournament with anyone as my partner.
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah! I could win even with… Snow Pea as my partner!
I could win with… [looks around] Doomien as my partner!
What?! You mean that pasty little schoolboy nerd?! [falls off his chair, laughing hysterically]
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