Three weeks later...
I hate you Jesus,
You rotten little fink,
POfficer Papermouth
Your sermon never pleases,
And all your parables all stink,
FMr.Figgurelli
Your eyes are beady, nose is weird, a goofy basket case,
OWOld Woman
I'd like to take that stupid beard and rip it off your face!
RPRev.Putty
Prancing gayly on the water, a long haired scrawny clod, you maybe someone's daughter but you sure ain't the son of....
EEverybody
[In church] Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-God, I hate you Jesus, with your boring miracles, you smell like a hundred cheeses have been shoved right up...shoved right up...shoved right up my nose!!
Wow! Everybody sure hates Jesus! Whoops...
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