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S2 E12

Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 2, Episode 12

Waitress, Mrs. Bun and others in “Spam”

Waitress

You can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam.

Mrs. Bun

Why not?!

Waitress

Well, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, would it?

Mrs. Bun

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Mr. Bun

No need to kick up a fuss, dear; I'll have your Spam. I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Waitress

Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun

In that case, can I have Spam instead?

Waitress

You mean Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam?

Mr. Bun

Yes!

Waitress

Bleurgh!

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