Mrs Bun
Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress
Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun
I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun
Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun
That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun
Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun
Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress
Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun
What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings
[singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
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