“How Not To Be Seen” quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

Well, I've been in the city for 30 years and I've never once regretted being a nasty, greedy, cold-hearted, avaricious money-grubber... er, Conservative!

I believe in peace, and bashing two bricks together!

We at the Church of the Divine Loony believe in the power of prayer to turn the face purple!

This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw, Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw, will you stand up please? [in the distance, Bradshaw, stands up. After a pause, a gunshot rings out and Bradshaw then falls to the ground] This demonstrates the value of not being seen.