[Fritz is looking over each MIFTer's files]
He's in there right now. Going through our files. Making his decision. And don't think your little vending machine trick will work, College Boy. You can't snack your way out of gettin' fired.
Oh, I think I already have. [looks at the candy selections in Vendy Two] Whoa! Hot Snots?
Hot Snots? [flies up to Tylor] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. No-no-no-no-no! You can't have those. Hot Snots are my thing.
Your thing? No, no. They've been my thing since I was three.
Three?! My mom popped those babies instead of prenatals, okay?!
Explains a lot.
I win! You'll just have to find another favorite.
Seriously? No, I'm getting them.
No, you're not!
Stop it.
You stop!
Mine.
No, no, no! Mine!
[they both bicker and continuously press the button on Vendy Two until she shuts down]
Ho-ho! Now you're definitely getting fired.
You're the one who kept push-push-pushing. He's firing you!
Fritz is gonna be so upset.
[sighs] Yeah, I better fix this thing.
Whoa, no-no-no-no-no. You can't fix anything, we've established that. I'll fix it, and you just stand there and be fired. [opens the circuit panel on Vendy Two and starts taking parts out]
It says to call an authorized service center.
Authorized, schmauthorized. That's for amateurs like you. [gets electrocuted and topples over] Don't touch that yellow wire. Reroute this to that, tighten this, jiggly this thingie, and boom! Let's give this thing a try. [he and Tylor push Vendy Two back into place and she turns back on] There! Good as new. I'll just get rid of all this stuff. [moves the parts he took out under Vendy Two]
Wait-wait-wait-wait. What are those?
Ah, you know, extra parts. Bunch of doohickeys.
Doohickeys?
It's not gonna make any difference.
Oh, I think I need another Drooler Cooler pick-me-up. I've got a lot on my mind. [selects drinks] Oh, Spittle Splash flavor. That sounds scrumptious. [selects Spittle Splash and inserts his change; Vendy Two dispenses a box of Pop-Farts instead] Pop-Farts? I don't want Pop-Farts. [presses the exchange button; the machine roars and flashes "unleash the feast" then launches a soda right into Fritz stomach]
Are you okay?
No! I got canned! There's something very wrong with that machine!
[Vendy Two goes haywire and starts launching food and drinks at the MIFTers]
In my office! Everyone!
[The MIFTers retreat into Fritz's office as Vendy Two continues to go crazy]
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