[Tylor tries to buy a drink from a vending machine, but it stops working]
Oh, uh, hey, Val? There's something wrong with this old machine here. I think it might be broken.
That's more than an old machine, Double T. I told you, her name's Vendy.
Right, right. Forgot it has a name.
She has a name.
Of course, right, yes.
Fritz named her. She's as much a MIFTer as any of us. And a little moody sometimes. So, all you gotta do is say, "Hi, Vendy!" Like that.
Oh, okay. Sure. Uh, hi, Vendy.
Good. Now bump the left side with your fist. [does exactly what she said three times] Bump-bump-bump. Then wait a beat, big bump! [rams Vendy with his shoulder]
Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, big bump. Got it. Okay, thanks.
Yep.
Don't bump too hard. Few years back, Nathan in marketing shook her and bam! Squashed him like a bug. He's an invertebrate, so he was okay. And we got free candy, so, heh... [walks away]
Oh, well, it's good to hear you got free candy. [chuckles] Okay, Vendy, here we go. [bumps the left side of Vendy with his fist] Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, big bump! [rams Vendy with his shoulder, but accidentally shoves his horn into it, causing it to malfunction and spark out] Oh, no!
Hey!
That doesn't sound good.
What'd you do?!
Jumping gaskets! What's wrong with Vendy?!
I don't know! I just bumped it!
No! No, no, no, no, no!
No! No!
[Vendy starts sparking out]
Like I said, I think it's... [Vendy breaks down completely, unable to be working anymore] ...broken.
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